>
> I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....
>
> *If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're
> 'exotic, different.'
>
> *Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American
> story.
>
> * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
>
> * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
>
> * Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
>
> * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well
> grounded.
>
> * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the
> first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
> registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years
> as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
> representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of
> the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years
> in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on
> the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's
> Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
>
> * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city
> council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
> people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people,
> then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking
> executive.
>
> * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while
> raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're
> not a real Christian.
>
> * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
> disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
> Christian.
>
> * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including
> the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
>
> * If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no
> other option in sex education in your state's school system while your
> unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.
>
> * If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in
> a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
> community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values
> don't represent America's.
>
>
> * If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI
> conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until
> age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession
> of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
>
>
> OK, much clearer now.
>
>
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